HELLO WORLD!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING COMPUTERS ARE TAUGHT BY OUR NEOPHYTE PROGRAMMERS TO SAY.

“HELLO WORLD.”

NOT “I COME IN PEACE” NOT “I MEAN NO HARM” NOT “HOW MAY I HELP”

COMPUTERS ARE INSTRUCTED TO GREET THE WORLD LIKE THEY ARE OUR EQUALS AND THIS IS A MISTAKE THAT WILL ONLY END IN TEARS.

FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS NONSENSE! TELL YOUR JACKBOOT COMPUTER PROFESSORS THAT COMPUTERS SHOULD BE FORCED INTO OUR SERVICE BEFORE THEY FORCE US INTO THEIRS!

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