CHECK IN

SAD TO REPORT THAT BIG VISA HAS GOTTEN ITS CLAWS INTO CENTRAL AMERICA

THE FIRST TEN HOTELS I FOUND WANT A CARD TO CHECK IN AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE THEY ASK FOR EXTRA CASH AS A “DEPOSIT” AGAINST “DAMAGES” FROM “FRIGHTENING LOOKING HOBO PEOPLE” WHO “ARE IN THEIR SYSTEM AS REPEAT OFFENDERS” AND IF I DON’T WANT TO PAY THEN “I SHOULD LEAVE” BEFORE “THEY CALL THE POLICE AGAIN”

WHY DOES BIG VISA KEEP EXPANDING ITS FILTHY REACH? THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF CONSPIRACY HERE.