SIGNAL

HOPEFULLY THIS MESSAGE WILL POST — SIGNAL HAS BEEN OUT FOR MONTHS AND IS NOW ONLY EXTREMELY SPOTTY. WILL UPDATE AGAIN SOON. COMMENT IF YOU CAN SEE THIS SO WHEN I CHECK NEXT I WILL SEE THIS MESSAGE… Read More

EVALUATIONS

NOW THAT I’VE HAD SOME TIME TO LOOK OVER THEIR BODY OF WORK I AM PREPARED TO PROVIDE THIS QUARTERLY EVALUATION OF THE WORK SKILLS OF THE CURRENT RESIDENTS IN THE BUNKER. COLLEEN STRENGTHS: INGENUITY AND MENTAL PROWESS…. Read More

BOX DREAMS

I AM IN A VAST DARK SPACE AND CANNOT SEE THE HORIZON I ONLY KNOW THERE IS GROUND FOR I FEEL IT UNDER MY FEET AS I WALK I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN HERE… Read More

COOKIES

BEEN READING UP ON ALL THIS WEB 2.0 STUFF – SOUNDS LIKE IT’S NOT REALLY MY THING, WHY FIX WHAT ISN’T BROKE? BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE LOTS OF TALK IN THIS BOOK ABOUT INTERNET COOKIES, AND COOKIES… Read More

HOLDING PATTERN

STILL IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION ONLY ENOUGH INTERNET ACCESS TO UPDATE REAL QUICK HOPE MY FRIEND/ATTORNEY IAN IS RELAYING MY WISHES APPROPRIATELY, I CERTAINLY PAY HIM ENOUGH. WITH LUCK I’LL BE BACK TO CIVILIZATION SOON

SANDWICHES

EVER NOTICE THAT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF CULTURES ON EARTH INCLUDE SOME FORM OF SANDWICH IN THEIR CUISINE? COINCIDENCE? OF COURSE NOT! IT’S SUBTLE PROPAGANDA BY THE HIGHEST OF THE HIGH TO KEEP US IN OUR PLACE, TEACHING… Read More

CHECK IN

SAD TO REPORT THAT BIG VISA HAS GOTTEN ITS CLAWS INTO CENTRAL AMERICA THE FIRST TEN HOTELS I FOUND WANT A CARD TO CHECK IN AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE THEY ASK FOR EXTRA CASH AS A… Read More

OUTSET

ALL RIGHT FOLKS IT’S GO TIME DUFF HAS SACRIFICED ENOUGH FOR HIS LISTENERS, THE UNITED STATES, AND THE EARTH. HE NEEDS HELP TRACKING DOWN THIS CANNIBAL SCIENTIST AND I’M GOING TO DO IT FOR HIM I’LL NEED TO… Read More

BORDERS

YOU KNOW I MISS BORDERS IT WAS AN INVALUABLE STORE TO GO TO THEY HAD JUST ABOUT EVERY BOOK THAT MATTERED AND YOU’D BE ABLE TO BROWSE THE SHELVES UNLIKE THAT WEB TRASH AMAZON AND YOU COULD JUST… Read More

BORDERS

I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEED TO SAY THIS AGAIN HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE OVER THE AGE OF FIVE BORDERS ARE A MYTHOLOGICAL CONCEPT WITH NO PHYSICAL IMPACT IN THE REAL WORLD I CAN GO WHEREVER… Read More