BORDERS

YOU KNOW I MISS BORDERS IT WAS AN INVALUABLE STORE TO GO TO

THEY HAD JUST ABOUT EVERY BOOK THAT MATTERED AND YOU’D BE ABLE TO BROWSE THE SHELVES UNLIKE THAT WEB TRASH AMAZON AND YOU COULD JUST SIT DOWN IN A CORNER UNDER ONE OF THEIR TABLES AND READ ALL DAY FOR FREE

IF YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN PORTABLE DVD PLAYER YOU COULD WATCH THEIR MOVIES OR LISTEN TO THE CDS TOO

AND THEY NEVER ASKED FOR A DIME FOR ANY OF IT WELL THEY ASKED BUT I POINTED OUT THAT AS LONG AS THE PRODUCT NEVER LEFT THEIR “PROPERTY” I WASN’T “SHOPLIFTING” AND IF THEY WANTED TO FIGHT ME OVER IT I WOULD SHOW OFF MY KRAV MIGA SKILLS THEN I’D DO A BUNCH OF SCISSOR KICKS AND THE JACKBOOT TEENAGERS WOULD BACK OFF SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS

THEIR JACKBOOTS HAHAHAHAHA

ANYWAY THEY ALL WENT OUT OF BUSINESS FOR SOME REASON AND I MISS THEM

AND DON’T SUGGEST I GO TO A LIBRARY THAT’S GOVERNMENT MATERIAL THERE AND THEY CONSTANTLY PUMP MIND CONTROL MICROBOTS THROUGH THE VENTILATION SYSTEM THERE TO MAKE DELICIOUS LITTLE SHEEPLE OUT OF ANY FOOL WHO ENTERS

THOSE MICRO LIBRARY THINGS I SEE SOME PEOPLE PUTTING IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSES SEEM COOL THOUGH

BUT I THINK THAT’S TECHNICALLY COMMUNOFASCISM, I’LL HAVE TO CONSULT MY CHART