JACKBOOTS

WHAT AN INFURIATING TURN OF EVENTS

THE VERY PEOPLE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TRUST ABOVE ALL OTHERS TURN OUT TO BE ACTING IN THEIR OWN SELFISH INTERESTS LIKE A BUCKET OF WORMS

THEY RELY ON THAT BASIC TRUST THAT MOST PEOPLE HAVE IN AUTHORITY TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR EVIL MACHINATIONS WITHOUT INTERFERENCE FROM THE MASSES

IF EVERYONE WOKE UP THEN THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING — THERE WOULD BE AN ANGRY MOB EVERYWHERE THEY TURNED, READY TO TEAR THEM APART AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE IF THEY DID SO MUCH AS SNEEZE AT THE BILL OF RIGHTS

BUT EVERYONE HASN’T WOKEN UP HAVE THEY? NO! THE FLOURIDIOT MASSES JUST DRINK UP WHATEVER GETS PUT IN THE TAP WATER AND ALL THE JACKBOOTS GET TO RUN AROUND AND DO WHAT THEY WANT

NO MORE! I FOR ONE REFUSE TO LAY DOWN AND ACCEPT THE GARBAGE REALITY THAT THE MAN IS TRYING TO FORCE DOWN MY THROAT

NOW GET YOUR MANAGER! I DON’T CARE IF THIS COUPON IS EXPIRED, COUNTERFEIT, OR FOR A DIFFERENT ESTABLISHMENT!

I AM NOT LEAVING THIS BEST BUY WITHOUT MY FREE BUCKET OF TACOS!