SANDWICHES

EVER NOTICE THAT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF CULTURES ON EARTH INCLUDE SOME FORM OF SANDWICH IN THEIR CUISINE?

COINCIDENCE? OF COURSE NOT!

IT’S SUBTLE PROPAGANDA BY THE HIGHEST OF THE HIGH TO KEEP US IN OUR PLACE, TEACHING CHILDREN THROUGH FOOD THAT THE DELICIOUS, VALUABLE INGREDIENTS IN SOCIETY ARE KEPT SECURE BY SURROUNDING THEMSELVES WITH UNIFORM BLAND GARBAGE.

SURE, SOMETIMES THE INGREDIENTS SPILL OUT THE SIDES, AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE, BUT THAT’S NO MORE THAN A SLIVER OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF RICH AND POWERFUL FILLING, IT’S THE INSTAGRAM CELEBRITIES OF THE SOCIETY SANDWICH

AND YES, FREQUENTLY THE INGREDIENTS OF THE SANDWICH WOULDN’T BE ENOUGH TO MAKE A MEAL OF THE SANDWICH, YOU NEED THE BREAD OR TORTILLA OR WHATEVER TO FILL OUT THE MEAL — SO TOO WITH SOCIETY!

THIS IS THE SECRET LESSON OF SANDWICHES-BREAD PEOPLE MAKE THE SOCIETY SANDWICH A MEAL, WITHOUT IT WE WOULD ALL STARVE!

CELEBRATE THE BREAD PEOPLE AS YOU EAT THEM FOR WITHOUT THEIR STARCHY LABOR THE SANDWICH WOULD FALL APART IN OUR RAVENOUS HANDS AND SPLAT ON THE FLOOR – WHICH IN THIS METAPHOR I GUESS IS A NUCLEAR WASTELAND?

THIS POST GOT AWAY FROM ME.

ANYWAY, WHILE I CAN’T *CONDONE* VANDALIZING SANDWICH RESTAURANTS, THEY ARE SYMBOLS OF OUR OPPRESSION, UNIVERSALLY RUN BY LIZARD PEOPLE.

EAT THE FRESH!