HOLDING PATTERN

STILL IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION ONLY ENOUGH INTERNET ACCESS TO UPDATE REAL QUICK HOPE MY FRIEND/ATTORNEY IAN IS RELAYING MY WISHES APPROPRIATELY, I CERTAINLY PAY HIM ENOUGH. WITH LUCK I’LL BE BACK TO CIVILIZATION SOON

SANDWICHES

EVER NOTICE THAT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF CULTURES ON EARTH INCLUDE SOME FORM OF SANDWICH IN THEIR CUISINE? COINCIDENCE? OF COURSE NOT! IT’S SUBTLE PROPAGANDA BY THE HIGHEST OF THE HIGH TO KEEP US IN OUR PLACE, TEACHING… Read More

CHECK IN

SAD TO REPORT THAT BIG VISA HAS GOTTEN ITS CLAWS INTO CENTRAL AMERICA THE FIRST TEN HOTELS I FOUND WANT A CARD TO CHECK IN AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE THEY ASK FOR EXTRA CASH AS A… Read More