OUTSET

ALL RIGHT FOLKS IT’S GO TIME DUFF HAS SACRIFICED ENOUGH FOR HIS LISTENERS, THE UNITED STATES, AND THE EARTH. HE NEEDS HELP TRACKING DOWN THIS CANNIBAL SCIENTIST AND I’M GOING TO DO IT FOR HIM I’LL NEED TO… Read More

BORDERS

YOU KNOW I MISS BORDERS IT WAS AN INVALUABLE STORE TO GO TO THEY HAD JUST ABOUT EVERY BOOK THAT MATTERED AND YOU’D BE ABLE TO BROWSE THE SHELVES UNLIKE THAT WEB TRASH AMAZON AND YOU COULD JUST… Read More

BORDERS

I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEED TO SAY THIS AGAIN HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE OVER THE AGE OF FIVE BORDERS ARE A MYTHOLOGICAL CONCEPT WITH NO PHYSICAL IMPACT IN THE REAL WORLD I CAN GO WHEREVER… Read More

BOARDERS

SINCE SHELLING OUT THE FUNDS TO REBUILD THIS SITE ON THE SURFACEWEB AND ALSO TO BUILD THE NEW SITE FOR DUFF’S SHOW I’VE BEEN A LITTLE SHORT IN THE LIQUID ASSETS DEPARTMENT SO I’VE HAD TO BRANCH OUT… Read More

BORDERS

OK SO I NEED TO CLEAR THE AIR ON A FEW THINGS REGARDING THE NATIONAL SECURITY OF OUR HOME WHILE IMMIGRATION IS GREAT, HELL, WE’RE A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS THE WHOLE MELTING POT THING ABOUT AMERICA IS A… Read More

DEVICES

THE YOUTH OF TODAY, ALL ATTACHED TO THEIR BEEPS AND BOOPS! NEVER DO YOU SEE A YOUNG PERSON DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN HOLDING THEIR PHONE AT ARMS LENGTH IN FRONT OF THEM, THEY CAN’T SEEM TO LOOK AWAY… Read More

JACKBOOTS

WHAT AN INFURIATING TURN OF EVENTS THE VERY PEOPLE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TRUST ABOVE ALL OTHERS TURN OUT TO BE ACTING IN THEIR OWN SELFISH INTERESTS LIKE A BUCKET OF WORMS THEY RELY ON THAT BASIC TRUST… Read More

SO ABOUT THAT TREE

YOU KNOW THE ONE, THAT ONE OVER THERE. WITH THE BIG OLD KNOT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRUNK AT EYE LEVEL. IT NEVER HAS LEAVES ON MORE THAN 40% OF ITS BRANCHES EVEN WHEN THE WEATHER… Read More

BREAKING NEWS

I JUST GOT THIS REALITY BUSTING BOMBSHELL REPORT FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE I WILL NOW UPLOAD IT WITHOUT LOOKING AT OR INTO IT FURTHER FWD: FWD: FWD: Fwd: FWD: FWD: FWD: fwd: FWD: fwd FWD: BIGFOOT ATTACK CAUGHT… Read More

PINK DEVILS

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS ANY CLEARER — WIFI IS A HUMAN RIGHT AND IS NECESSARY TO SURVIVE IN THIS TOXIC MODERN WORLD! I WISH IT WASN’T BUT THE FLOURIDIOTS HAD THEIR WAY AND THE JACKBOOT… Read More